Ok, experience with salvia, event number 3.

So, was sitting on the couch, trusty bong in hand packed with a full bowl of salvia 5x.  Previous experience earlier this evening revealed that THIS should be the optimal dose for myself.  Also, I had insurance for this endevour if the salvia didn't reveal it's effects, had smoked a bowl of very decent marijuana about ten minuts before winding up on the couch.  My wife was watching Nick at Night, The Cosby Show was on.  So.....

I take two hits from the bong.  Each hit was held in the lung for a good bit before letting out.  That out of the way, I look at the tv to check out what's going on: Cosby was telling Theo something, in effect telling him that his problems were trivial, then my wife asked me something.  The effects had set in.  Earlier experiences had yeilded nothing more than a slight halucination of gravity pulling me or parts of my body in a certain direction.  This surfaced, only this time, it was back with avengence.  The left side of my body seemed to be severed (by line of symmetry), that side seemed to be orphaned in a seperate reality, one that I caught only fleeting glimpses of.  It seemed to be red and yellow, that's all of the impression that I can remember.  This continued for a while, so I decided that it was time to pass the bong, and managed to summon all of my motor control for this purpose.  I ended up  trying to hand the bong to my wife, who finally took it after a while.  

It was at this point that the laughing started.  Something, and I can't remember what, struck me as humorus, and I started laughing uncontrolably.  While this was going on the orphaned half of my body continued experiencing the gravity sensation.  This lasted for a bit, then it seemed as if my mind had imploded into a grey void, all upper conciousness was stripped: sense of self, gone.  Sense of time, gone.  Sense of reality, Out on smoke break, be back in a couple seconds.  The whole time, I was laughing hystericly.

Also, throughout most of the intense effects, it seemed as if Bill Cosby were talking to me, the dialog of this cheesy episode about Theo's highschool love life became a comment on my present psychedelic condition.  I don't think he was pleased, but near the end of it, it seemed as though theo was telling me it was all right.

Effects wore off in about 10mins, and I guess some would be ashamed about reporting empircal data of this nature, but I had urinated on myself. I had litteraly pissed myself laughing.